There shall be no building taller than 10 feet and/or one story.
All buildings must hide in shame from motorists, preferably behind lots of trees and umarked roads.
All buildings must be labeled only with miniscule wooden signs, preferably in illegible fonts; no lights.
So, tonight, after a long and crappy day on the road, YumYum and I get into the hotel room. I'm dehydrated, so I fill up the thimble-sized cup with water, and - in a stroke of genius - fill up the dollhouse-sized coffee carafe as a refill. I also filled YumYum's water bowl for her. I set my precious sips of water on the table and begin to unpack... Then turn and see the betrayal.
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